Hell, maybe even of the week... It's from Jay Lygon's "Bonded":
*Brandr rubbed his forehead. "I was the scourge of the Baltic Sea. My name was feared." He sank
down on the bed beside Tyler.
"And then you tripped over a parking meter.'"
Yeah, reality is a bitch. Especially if you're the biggest, baddest viking gone vampire.
I read and I write - everything from corporate to kink. My naughty fictional friends are always there to make my life interesting. And pester me, of course. Pesky creatures.